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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Mike Vick should have to fight a pitbull

MORON
Mike Vick pleaded guilty to involvement in an illegal dogfigthing ring. That's cool. At least he owns up to what a low life he is. This is kind of funny. I googled Mike Vick to get a picture. In the list of hits, I saw his official website. This is what it looks like:


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Apache/1.3.37 Server at www.mikevick.com Port 80


Looks like so many supportive fans have flocked to his website that it just couldn't handle all those hits! Oh well.
I was thinking about this whole situation and I would feel really bad if Mike ended up in jail. First, think of all the other criminals that are in jail for offenses like drugs and rape and murder. There's nothing to do with them except for keep them in jail. But Mike Vick doesn't need to go to jail. His only crime was to inhumanely disregard animals by torturing them and forcing them into violent, deadly fights.

I have a better solution.


First, Mike should have his ears cropped. Cropping a dog's ears is an unnecessary, painful surgery for cosmetic purposes...or to prevent the dogs from getting their ears from being ripped off in a fight. I'm not unfeeling, so I think we should do at least as much for Mike as he did for his dogs. We don't want him getting his ears ripped off, plus once they're cropped he will look like a Keebler elf.

Once Mike's ears heal, I think we should inject him with steroids and use harsh conditioning techniques on him. He's a football player, so he's got to be pretty tough. Ok, so he's just a quarterback, but even quarterbacks are tougher than your average dude. However, it couldn't hurt to hurt him a little more, make him a little angrier at the same time.



Did I mention that Mike will be staying in a little wire cage most of the time.


Once Mike's all ready it will be time for his big day!


We'll lead Mike into a dark and unfamiliar garage and into a 14 square foot enclosure. Then, we'll place bets.


Then we will unleash a real, fight-trained pitbull on that douchebag and see if he likes being tortured as much as his dogs did.




Here are some interesting dog fighting links. They's don't include pictures or video - any decent person should be able to deduce that dog fighting is bullshit without the added shock value.











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5 Comments:

Blogger BillyPru said...

Right on dude.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Kayleigh said...

gah so when i read about the dog fights i almost puked. you know to train these dogs they use like kittens and puppies :(. disgusting. he is trassssh.

10:18 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Grrr! Penny & Nando could take him.

3:40 PM  
Blogger jacki said...

man you're blog is sooooo cooool!

6:08 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Thanks for commenting guys. I learned recently that DMX lives near us in a town called Cave Creek. He just got in trouble for having dog fighting too.

2:16 PM  

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