A New Year's Plea
Billy Mays, you have made it unbearable for me to watch TV for years. Your "high energy" sales pitches only make me scurry to the remote control to hit the mute button. The clever contraptions that you push are so amazing they can practically just sell themselves. So please, Billy, in this new year do us all a favor: be a nice, gentle, salesman with a great beard. We know you have it in you.
On behalf of all TV Watchers in America,
Thanks.
posted by Erin | 7:46 PM
4 Comments:
the other night in the bar, one of the tv's was on a spanish-speaking channel (for a soccer game or something like that) and they had one of billy mays' ad's on...IN SPANISH. it was for some super absorbent shammy. apparently when you call to order these "as seen on tv" products, the entire phone call is a series of automated prompts and you never actually speak to an actual human. this world is a beautiful place.
I would rather speak to a computer than hear Billy May's shitty voice.
But if he doesn't yell how would you know he is excited!
BILLY MAY LIVES IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
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