The Communist Cappuchino - a social commentary on the state of Dunkin Donuts
If you haven't seen the new Dunkin Donuts commercial yet, here it is.
I'm probably more mad at this commercial than I should be, but I'm trying to get back into regular blogging so here goes.
This commercial sucks for many reasons beyond the fact it's annoying. It is indicative of our nationalistic, ignorant, dumbed-down, glazed-over, mouth-breathing, deer-in-the-headlights attitude in this country. Whatever happened to appreciating and romanticizing other languages and cultures? An American in Paris? Ha! Us Americans wouldn't be caught dead near those yellow bastards. They should have kept them called Freedom Fries.
Oh and if you didn't notice, the ad is for a latte. Can I order my Italian drink in English please?
"Ugh and then the people that work there don't even speak English," say the masses. It is nearly impossible to get a good cup of burnt sweetness these days.
We are certainly never going to see a second Enlightenment in our lifetime. Especially with these zombie video game kids as the future of our society.
Signed,
Your Crotchetyness
I'm probably more mad at this commercial than I should be, but I'm trying to get back into regular blogging so here goes.
This commercial sucks for many reasons beyond the fact it's annoying. It is indicative of our nationalistic, ignorant, dumbed-down, glazed-over, mouth-breathing, deer-in-the-headlights attitude in this country. Whatever happened to appreciating and romanticizing other languages and cultures? An American in Paris? Ha! Us Americans wouldn't be caught dead near those yellow bastards. They should have kept them called Freedom Fries.
Oh and if you didn't notice, the ad is for a latte. Can I order my Italian drink in English please?
"Ugh and then the people that work there don't even speak English," say the masses. It is nearly impossible to get a good cup of burnt sweetness these days.
We are certainly never going to see a second Enlightenment in our lifetime. Especially with these zombie video game kids as the future of our society.
Signed,
Your Crotchetyness
Labels: commercial, dunkin donuts, manifesto